Elliot Rodger

= Hello. = I am Elliot Rodger. Here is my story on how I became God.

My father had power over Cuando El. He became very ill one day and then had to pass down the power to me. Now I am God. I'm the youngest to reign power. I have changed a lot, and things are amazing all because of me. I'm not an incel virgin, nor am I gay, so stop calling me gay because you're all jealous. If you call me gay or a virgin I will strike you will the Cuando El beam.

- Your God, Elliot